I’M GOING TO BUY ALL OF MY FRIENDS AND FAMILY RECORDS FOR XMAS AND DETAIL WHY I BOUGHT THAT RECORD FOR EACH PERSON
I always give books. And I always ask for books. I think you should reward people sexually for getting you books. Don’t send a thank-you note, repay them with sexual activity. If the book is rare or by your favorite author or one you didn’t know about, reward them with the most perverted sex act you can think of. Otherwise, you can just make out.
I literally do not know how to conversation without coming off as rude or awkward or an unfortunate combination of the two
I’d literally only use the TARDIS to go to concerts